The machete

En Guarde!  Every population on the planet has one. These descendants of swords our forebears carried into battle reside in practically every garage, garden shed, landscaper’s truck, and hunting cabin the world over. The profiles differ from culture to culture, but their utility is undeniable. In a zombie apocalypse, the …

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Zombies: Inevitable?

The end is near… Scary (or ridiculous) movies, books, and comics (or graphic novels for the high-minded nerds among us) have warned of the coming zombie apocalypse for generations. However, recently the zombie fervor has reached unprecedented proportions. Zombies are entrenched in our popular culture and only seem to gain in popularity. …

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The baseball bat

The baseball bat ubiquitous, simple, and effective. Every American regardless of gender or training knows how to swing a bat. It can be found at your local schools, at many supermarkets, and at any sports store. The bat comes in different sizes and weights for every human defending against the …

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Know your geography

From guest writer Dil3mma: We’ve all seen the statistics that 114% of Americans cant seem to tell you where Europe is on a map. Frankly, let Europe get destroyed by the zombies! I’m not swimming there anyway. What you SHOULD be acutely aware of, however, is your more immediate surroundings …

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